Incredible Questions on technologies CAD / GIS

You must be behind Google Analytics statistics to see some amazing questions or spend time on Yahoo Answers to keep our humor’s sense. I could respond to each of them but my irony is dangerous and become worst if this is a scheduled post via WordPress and Live Writer while I’m traveling.

1. How do I run ArcGIS?

Drat! It is surprising but this question is there 14 times! Then, so as to show you I’m not so bad, here the mega answer:

1.1. Click the “Start” button.

1.2. Click “All Programs”.

1.3. Clic on “ArcGIS”.

And finally applying click with the left mouse button on “ArcMap”.

The step can be summarized to install ArcGIS and then read a file called “readme_first.txt”

2.How do I view live images from Google Earth?

As the generality of experts say, you right click on the image layer and select the option “view real-time NASA satellite” as it appears in this link.

3. What is more useful program, Linux or AutoCAD?

As Txus would say: my Mother! If you don’t believe it, seek it in Yahoo Answers; I don’t give the link to not color the 10 points that came out as I hit to drunk.

4.Why AutoCAD is closed?

I guess because it was open

5. ¿Can I install AutoCAT on my machine with 2 GB?

If you mean about your Toyota’s van… I don’t think, if you mean AutoCAD, either.

6. Has anyone used AutoCAD?

Yes, sure.

7. Where can I download keygen for AutoCAD 2009?

…again with this

8. ¿Is it possible to have installed AutoCAD 12, 2004  and 2009 on a same machine?

Yes, I would imagine for what.

9. Where can I find information on Small World GIS?

It can be found in Google’s first answer.

10. How can I plan using Plan B?

Hmmm, did you mean about that pill known as “the second day? You should consult that to a physician.

Sorry if my sense of humor was not appropriate today.

Back on Saturday.