I don’t believe in this spam’s statement, which accredits these exam’s responses to some University, but I have no doubt that more than one answer is a legitimate creation in good faith. The answers in red are thoughts aloud.
Which are the heart’s movements?: Rotation around itself and Translation around the body. The aorta must be strangling you; so it impedes your thinking, piece of idiot! |
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Give a definition of circle: It is a line pasted by two endpoints forming a ring. Great, seems simple for its reformulation… |
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What were the aqueducts?: They were built to carry water from one extreme to another rather than go carrying buckets. This is the most rational answer of all. |
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Literature- Measure the second verse written on the board: It’s about 75 cm Thanks to God that the genius didn’t have a distanciometer… |
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For study, in how many parts is the nature divided?: ‘ na ‘ ‘ ture‘. Davinci, a syllable has got pasted to the other one. |
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How do amphibians breathe?: The frog has a cleft sewer, which launches the typical sound ‘cloac, cloac’. Luckily the cleft… |
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How do mountain range form?: Mountains don’t form in one or two days, they take a long time for it. Yes… Perhaps, weeks? |
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What is the atmosphere?: The atmosphere is the site where takes place atmosphere’s processes like clouds. In this place seismic rays are produced; these ones generate earthquakes and Earth’s trembling. Without any word |
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Name some Antibiotics: Alcohol, cotton and peroxide. Yes and the bandages would be removable by-passes … scatterbrained! |
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What’s the Faith?: It’s what God give us to understand priests. 37 years trying to understand them… |
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